Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I look better un-naked...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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