I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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