i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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