so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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