She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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