I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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