love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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