I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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