i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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