The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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