I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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