roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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