He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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