DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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