I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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