bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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