I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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