It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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