My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
