It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
