Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
This house was built for laser tag.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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