matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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