she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Your penis caused this!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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