Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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