i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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