using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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