question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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