I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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