she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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