So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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