a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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