OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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