weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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