You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
My pussy is not your playground.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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