i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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