New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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