OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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