He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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