I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Randomize
