Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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