alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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