Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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