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P.S. I can't hear my feet
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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