he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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