you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I am one with the molecules
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
