Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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