I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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