it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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