You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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