I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize