I think my vagina is haunted
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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