this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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