Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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